*A bat passes by and poops on the stormtrooper's helmet*

Darth Jay: Wow... They're right.

Stormtrooper: Gah! The Death Star was way cleaner than this! Did you ever see the floors of that place? You can freaking eat a sloppy joe off the floor of that place man!

Darth Jay: Oh, I'm sorry that I'm not a neat freak like Darth Vader. Sheesh.

Stormtrooper: *Sigh* Anyways, Their entering the cave. What should we do?

Darth Jay: *He smiles* Let Team Rocket handle them. Bwahahahah....... Laugh with me...

Stormtrooper: ...Fine... Hah....ha...ah... *Sigh*

*Meanwhile near the entrance of the cave*

James: Jessie are you sure we shouldn't be chasing after Pikachu?

Jessie: Like we always do? Are you crazy? I finally relized that it is pointless to continue with that, I mean really when do the bad guys ever win?

Meowth: Then what are we doing here?

Jessie: *Jessie pauses* Oh my god! It will never end!!!!

they walk into cave, Except FJ and Chowder, who mysteriously disappears*

Jake: * holds fist full of sparks so they can see*

I'm so glad I created you Jakey.

Jake: DON'T CALL ME THAT! *echoes*

Ximore: DUDE! I can't believe you did that! You blew our cover!

Jake: SHIT
*hears wings flutter* BATS!...*disappears*

Ximore: I hate BATS! *clutches onto Jake* oh...*blush*

Jake: Your...yellow eyes...

Ximore: Oh! , I can't help--

Jake:I like them...

Ximore: *stops blushing and gets away from jake with a scream* WHAT THE HELL!

Jake: EWWWWWWWW! Gross! Wait, Where's Myrelis?

Ximore: *pushes a rock where she's ducked down with pen and paper* Found HER! What are you doing?

Um...breaking the fourth wall? ...with fanservice?

both: *growl*

Unnecessary Violent Scene

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*dusts hands while two lay uconcious AGAIN in a corner* Geez guys OF COURSE your weakness would be me, I created you AND I CAN DESTROY YOU! HAHAHAHA ha..ha.ha..,ah....haa yea...wait Jay's the bad guy here...almost forgot

*Deep inside Jay's Lair*

Darth Jay: *Shudders* Why do I feel like something gay happened?

Stormtrooper: You too? I thought I was the only one.

???: I hear you need some help.

Darth Jay: What the? *Looks around and sees who is talking* WAH!!!!! *Jumps behind his throne* Trooper there's a creepy man here.

Stormtrooper: *Hiding under the security console* I know.

???: Anyway, I think I can help with you little problem.

Darth Jay: *Stands up* Really? How?

???: You shall see, Heh heh heh...

Darth Jay: *Backs away slowly* Ooooookaaay.

*Meanwhile back further into the cave*

Jesse: Got any eights?

Meowth: Go fish.

Jesse: Dang.

James: Guys we are suppose to be on the lookout!

Jesse: *Sigh* Fine, You don't need to start spazzing.

Meowth: Yah, I mean it's not like their right around teh corner.

James: *Sigh* Man, you guys really lost your sense of adventure.

Fj: ADVENTURE?! *tackles James* I LIKE adventure!
Chowder: Hey Flap, I found some white stuff and it tastes funny but it's pretty good.
FJ:...Uh, I wouldn't--
Chowder: It's GOOOOOD!
Fj: ...OK!

(( >< EWWWW! ))

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Narrator: Jake and Ximore are now awake after a life scarring experience, The trio now contine their journey!

What THE--?! Who the hell is talking?

Narrator: That would be me. I'm your narrator.

Well shut the hell up! We're tying to be sneaky!

Narrator: But they already know your coming!

Well, NOW because of you! *sigh* say one more word and I'll find you and hurt you.

Narrator: But--

THAT'S IT! *goes behind scenes*GUYS! I FOUND HIM

Jake and Ximore thoughts: 'SCARY!'

There's a door, let's dramatically open the door!

Ximore: ...Yea sure may as well

Narrator:WHO LIES BEHIND THE DOOR?! FIND OUT ON 'MYRELIS' NEXT POST'

SHUT UP!

*James looks around the cave while Jesse and Meowth continue to play go fish*

James: *Sigh* What happen to the good ol' days? *Goes into a flashback, but gets interupted by Darth Jay*

Darth Jay: Hey this isn't about you. This about me and Myrelis. Go have flashbacks on your own time.

James: Uh... Sorry? Hey wait a minute how did you stop my flashback?

Darth Jay: Oh... uh well... Look over there it's pikachu!

James: *Turns around* Where? ... Hey! Wait a minute! *Turns around again to see that Darth Jay has run off* Dang I always fall for that.

*Back at Jay's ebil throne room*

Stormtrooper: Hey since when did this place turn into a throne room?

Darth Jay: About a few minutes ago. Where were you this whole time?

Stormtrooper: Here with you. Atleast I think so... Man! I don't even know anymore.

Darth Jay: Well, maybe you should pay more attention next time. *He sits in his giant throne that he stole from Bling Bling Boy* Tell me, How are my minions doing?

Stormtrooper: Well, They haven't found the intruders. If thats what your asking.

Darth Jay: *Gives a sarcastic remark* No, I'm asking this cause I care about their well being, OF COURSE I'M ASKING IF THEY FOUND THEM!!!

Stormtrooper: Yeesh, Don't have to get all PMS on me.

Darth Jay: *Lifts up a Dark Mallet* What?!

Stormtrooper: Nothing! Hey where did you put that thing?

Darth Jay: You don't wanna know... Hey, Did you ever get De ja vu?

Stormtrooper: Yeah, Just now. Weird.

Narrator: LAST TIME O--

Shut up!*opens door and inside is sitting....*

Urkel: Hidey Ho Strangers!

Jake: Oh CRAP!

Ximore: It’s Urkel!

RUN!

Ximore: CAN’T DIE, STILL A VIRGIN, CAN’T DIE, STILL A VIRGIN

*stops* XIMORE!

Ximore: What?

Ew…

Ximore: *grumbles* It’s your fault, you’re writing this.

Jake: Guys, are you forgetting?

Urkel: What’s wrong guys? *falls over and bumps into them* Did I do THAAAAT?

All: …RUN! *bumps into Team Rocket, Flapjack and Chowder; who were continuing to eat…(( >< ew )) *

((Hope you enjoy it. ))

*Jessie and Meowth fall to the ground*

Jessie: @.@ Ouch...

Meowth: @.@ I think they scratched my coin.

*James comes running back after hearing the ruckus*

James: Jessie! Meowth! Are you guys alright?

*Jessie points at Myrelis's group*

Jessie: @.@ They...

James: What is it, Jessie?

Jessie: @.@ They... they...

James: What? Talk to me. *Holds her in his arms*

Jessie: They messed up my hair! *Sobs*

James: -.-; *Drops Jesse on the floor*

Meowth: *Gets up* What's the big idea running into us like dat!

Jessie* Jumps up* Yeah, You twerps are gonna pay!

James: *Looks at Jesse* Shall we?

Jessie: *Nods* Yes, we shall.

*They both pose*

Jessie: Prepare for trouble....

James: Make it double!

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation

James: To unite all peoples within our nation

Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love

James:To extend our reach to the stars above

Jessie: Jessie

James: James

Both: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

Both: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meooowth! That's right.

James: *Smiles and whispers* We nailed it.

Jesse: *Whispers* Shush... Lets not ruin this magnificent moment.

*Back at the throne room... again...*

*Darth Jay comes back in ninja gear*

Darth Jay: What about this look?

Stormtrooper: Nah! To stealthy... What about that one?

Darth Jay: What?! The dress?!

Stormtrooper: No! The one next to it... Queer.

Darth Jay: *Glares* I heard that. *Looks at the other costume* Hmmm? *He grabs it* Yes.... MWahahaha... YES!!!

Stormtrooper: So I'm guessing you like that one.

Darth Jay: Wow. You ARE a smart one aren't you? Dunce.

Stormtrooper: I heard that.

Darth Jay: *Raises the Dark Mallet* Your point is....

Stormtrooper: Uhhhh.... I like Pie?

Darth Jay: Yes... Yes you do.

(( Heeeeee I was bored and each took about 2 minutes, but hey they\'re cuuuuute ^^ ))







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....You're kidding right? You three? Oh, Psh I\'d be more scared of a magikarp!

Ximore: What are you talking about?

nothing, their from a show, their kinda weak.

Jake: They definetly look like it. Yuck especially the ugly redhead.

*Ximore and Myrelis look at Jake*

Jake: What?!

You're a redhead too.

Jake: Yea but I'm cute

True*shrug*

Ximore: Guys, can we get back to the problem at hand?

What problem? Their weak? If I'm right, they still have only Arbok, Wheezing, maybe lickitung or Wobbuffett and thats about it. Easy KO.

Jake and Ximore: o.O

WHAT?!

Both: Wow

Fj: HAI GUYZ!

OH NO FLAPJACK'S BECOME A N00B! *takes out N00b repellant and sprays him* TAKE THAT!

FJ: I'M MELTING, MELTING! MELTING GLUB GLUB.....

Chowder: YOU KILLED FLAPJACK!....YAY NOW I HAVE MORE TIME FOR MY SHOW!

*sprays him and he melts* ...ok...

Jessie: Damn, They're right.

James: So, What do we do?

*Meowth pulls out a bazooka*

Meowth: How bout dis?

James: Does it shoot out a net?

Meowth: No. It shoot out...

Jessie: A giant hand that grabs pokemon from afar?

Meowth: No. It.....

Both: Oooo Does it transform into a giant pokemon-like weapon?

Meowth: NOO! It's just a regular bazooka!

*Both look at each other and gasp*

James: What are you thinking?

Jessie: Yeah, Are you nuts? There could be kids watching this! We can't use real weapons!

*Darth Jay walks in from out of no wearing samurai armor*

Darth Jay: Unfortunetly Meowth, They're right. Here let me fix that. *Grabs Bazooka and draws a big cute smilely face on it.* There! *Hands it back to Meowth* Ok my job is done. *Throws a smoke bomb*

Meowth: *Points bazooka at Myrelis's group* Got any last words?

Both: Oh just shoot them already!!!

Yea! I have one! Ximore, would you care to do the honors?

Ximore: *evil grin* Thought you'd never ask! *giant bat wings come out

Jake: Isn't it kinda ironic that he's scared of bat's yet--

Oh shut up

Jake: But how d they come out and not break his shirt?

Oh shut up everything has a plothole, it doesn't need explaining, it just is

Jake: OHHHH! That explains alot about most of your characters

...shut up, XIMORE! I CHOOSE YOU!

Ximore: I'M NOT A POKEMON!

Oh, right...then RETURN!

Ximore: Awwww, I wanted to hurt them *wings go back*

I choose you! *throws pokeball*

Ximore: Where'd that come from?

*giggles* Pokeballs go WHERE?... anyway! *Typhlosion comes out * Attack with Flamethrower!

Typhlosion: *attacks the bazooka in meowth's paws*

HAH! TAKE THAT!